LAW

Used to laugh at the ancients, back in the days of polygamy.  But the World Wide Nuclear War changed all that, altered the genetics.  Now more boys born than girls, norm is 2 husbands.
Today I visited my sister in Cancer Ward, she told me of her will.  When she dies, I legally must acquire her 2 husbands.  Oy!
Well now, one loophole only, I stop off at the army recruiting center.